I Regret Nothing Postal
I regret nothing but mostly because I can't remember most of the stuff I should probably regret.
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Played by: Vince Desi (Postal, non-demon grunts and moans), Rick Hunter (all other appearances), Corey Cruise (Postal III and Paradise Lost ), Zack Ward (Postal: The Movie )A red-headed, trenchcoated man whose life is filled with violence, insanity and the bizarre shenanigans of the world around him. Never a dull moment for him, it's up to the player to decide how he acts.: Apparently only one reason to piss on his father's grave.: In the A Week In Paradise DLC, the Dude can use an can of Axe spray ripoff, aptly named Stynx, and a lighter. This returns in III as the Pepper Spray's secondary attack.: At his best, but him being a or a depends on your playstyle. Played by: Unknown ( Postal), Corey Cruise ( Postal Redux)A psychiatric ward doctor who narrates the ending of the first Postal.: He's only heard, never seen.The Marching BandA marching band that strolls through Paradise in the first two Postal games.: Things rarely go well for them.: In Postal 2 alone they get attacked by a suicide bomber and attacked by belligerent elephants, and this is without Postal Dude having any interference.: Stars and Stripes Forever in both of their appearances. Played by: Himself ( Postal: The Movie)The Postal Dude's pet Pitbull Terrier, is a, but is loyal to his owner.: The real Champ, Vince Desi's dog, passed away in 2011 to cancer. Postal 3 and Paradise Lost are dedicated to his memory.: Guardian variant, will attack anyone that pisses off The Dude, and even then.
I Regret Nothing
Becomes a more standard version of this trope in Paradise Lost, due to radiation from the nuke that Dude detonated at the end of Apocalypse Weekend. Even after he's brought back to normal, he can still occasionally launch glowing green fireballs to blow up anyone who attacks you.: By default.Uncle Dave.
Played by: Mark Davis ( Postal 2), Jim Halstead ( Postal III, Paradise Lost), Dave Foley ( Postal: The Movie)The Postal Dude's strange uncle, Dave's a religious zealot and the leader of the Cult of Dave. In Postal III, he also owns and runs the Daveland Amusement Park in Catharsis.: To Mayor Raul Chomo and Bin Laden in Postal III.: If you take the Good Path in III, he, along with Chomo and Osama, serves as the penultimate boss.: His appearance in Postal 2. By the time of Paradise Lost, he's mellowed out.: In the Postal movie, he's using the cult as an excuse to get laid. The Dude says as much in Postal III's intro.: He survived the assault on his compound and the Apocalypse in Postal 2. In the interim 11 years between P2 and Paradise Lost, he's disbanded the cult and converted his compound into a greenhouse complex for growing pot.: Well, a certain kind of 'celebrity'. Uncle Dave is loosely based on late cult leader David Koresh.: Halstead voices him again in Paradise Lost after III made him an individual character.Gary Coleman. 'If I see you selling this on eBay, I will come to your house and kick yo narrow ass.'
The former child star himself, Gary appears on Tuesday to attend a book signing of his autobiography, 'What I'm Talkin' Bout.' If he sees you selling it on eBay, he will come to your house and kick your narrow ass.: He has the highest HP of any civilian, barring Krotchy.: Falls off a cliff in Paradise Lost, twice.: It's Gary Coleman.: Paradise Lost came out one month shy of five years after his death, so his only lines are stock lines that had already been recorded for the original game 12 years prior. Everything plot-relevant that he didn't already say back then is instead delivered by Big McWillis.: If you so choose.: Comes back for more no matter how many times you blow his brains out. The full list: He (very likely) dies at the book signing, either by your hand or to the police coming for him.
He comes back for Apocalypse Weekend, which, even when you're assuming that you didn't kill him for no good reason, multiple times even, ends with the entire town getting nuked. He comes back again for Paradise Lost, gets thrown down a bottomless chasm, gets in a drill vehicle to try and kill you, only to fall into the previously mentioned chasm again and if you choose to stop by all the faction leaders' hideouts before leaving the city at the end of the game he's back yet again to fight you.Vince Desi. 'Nothing personal dude, but you're fired.: Vince's is firing The Dude, who just started his job not too long ago. 'I AM MIKE J, KOSHER MAD COW ZOMBIE, GOD OF HELLFIRE! ALL BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP MY ASSCOCK!'
A Producer at Running With Scissors, Mike J appears in the game as just another worker in the Running With Scissors office. However his role gets expanded in Apocalypse Weekend, where he contacts mad cow disease early on Sunday and becomes. He also appears in Paradise Lost as the leader of the remaining Mad Cow Zombies, holing up in both the cemetery and the junkyard.: Until he gets mad cow disease and turns into a giant monster.: Of Apocalypse Weekend. He is the one who has been controlling all those zombies.
Subverted in Paradise Lost. It initially seems that he is going to be the big bad of the story, all the more so after the Dude's actions cause The Bitch to gain weight. However, as he has no hot girl to marry anymore he starts to lose interest until finally, after The Bitch has her moment, That said, if you choose to (attempt to) thank the various faction leaders for their help at the end of the game, he does become one of the final bosses.: When you first see him in the game, his office is in a bathroom.
Not to mention he gets infected and becomes the god of the zombies.: Like every other RWS employee.: He serves as this in Apocalypse Weekend. This comes as a surprise because his infection with mad cow and disappearance is only talked about in a throwaway line, and he's otherwise not present for that expansion.: Unlike everyone else, he dances when the Dude pisses on him.: Much like the other zombies in the game. He seems to have gotten past it in Paradise Lost, as he's at least able to get through a few lines without using swears as punctuation.: As the Kosher Mad Cow Zombie. A generally-human-shaped head and torso, but with a pair of extra spider-like appendages coming out of his back, and the hind legs/udder of a cow.: A gag stemming from the real Mike J being Jewish. He specifically introduces himself as the ' Kosher Mad Cow Zombie'. Also, one of the errands he sends the Dude on in Paradise Lost is to get a breast-pump, and he specifically asks for the 'kosher' model.
However, this is apparently because it's more gentle on the, uh, cow it's attached to, than because of him being Jewish.: It was hard to tell whether he was real or just another one of the Dude's hallucinations, until Paradise Lost.: A zombie with elements of a demon.: Not a single line of his as the Kosher Mad Cow Zombie is spoken below a shout. This in contrast to his voice in his regular form, after post-2012 patches where he gets to voice himself, where even complaints at friendly fire never go beyond a 'what the fuck?' Uttered in a conversational tone.The Bitch. 'When you're done screwing around, I made a list of errands for you on the fridge.'
Played by: Victoria Bell ( Postal 2), Wendy Carlson ( Paradise Lost, normal form), Ashley Maina ( Paradise Lost, demon form)The Dude's nagging fat wife who constantly has him doing errands for her. After at the end of the second game, she leaves him behind and moves back in with her mother. She returns in Paradise Lost, where she has lost most of her weight and is about to marry Mike J.: She's become one in Paradise Lost.
Unfortunately,.: In Paradise Lost, she reveals that she went on a diet for the past 11 years and slimmed down considerably. Turns out, she's quite the looker, not that it takes long before she gains her weight back.: Of Paradise Lost, ultimately, and a very interesting example.
Played by: Zack Ward ( Paradise Lost)The former child star who portrayed the Dude in the Postal movie, and the head of the Gingers. He rolls into Paradise on Wednesday. The Dude can optionally head to the Police Station to fight him on both Wednesday and at the end of Friday.: Refers to himself as 'the great Zack Ward' and a 'world-renowned actor extraordinaire', only to learn that the game is playing off from the perception that since his child-star days.
He even gives off of various roles he's had in his adulthood, like, and, only for the Dude to comment that he's not familiar with any of them. Amusingly, the Dude himself goes even further and is even unfamiliar with.: Bringing up his yellow eyes.: Most likely the first boss the player goes up against in Paradise Lost.: Twice over, being technically optional for both gaining the required money to fund the wedding on Wednesday and thanking him for his 'help' at the end of Friday.: Just as much as one as Scut Farkus was; he'll taunt you during either battle with him.: Is one of himself. When you meet him on Wednesday, he lists off a large chunk of roles he's had in his adult life up to that point, but doesn't bring up Postal. Hell, he's even outfitted in Scut's coon hat and wool coat. When you head back to him on Friday, he then adorns his outfit from the movie, declaring himself the 'real' Postal Dude.: He dual wields a pair of M16s.: Averted - he can be, and most likely will be.: His model is, save for a different body, the regular Dude's model retextured to resemble Ward.The 'Alternate' Postal Dude.
Played by: Corey Cruise ( Paradise Lost)After waking up from his coma, the Dude starts to hear a second voice in his head. At first it just seems to be lingering after-effects of his gunshot wound somehow changing his voice, but it's not long before that second voice proves to be a separate entity.: He encourages the P2!Dude (and the player) to take the violent route.: He retains his brown duster from III.: Wouldn't be a Postal Dude if he wasn't.: As of Friday in Paradise Lost. Though subverted by the end as the two make up.: Parodied, as a subtle shout out to Duke Nukem: Rush Hour. P2!Dude: Who the hell are you? My evil twin?P3!Dude: I'm you, genius.: His model is, save for a different hairstyle, the regular Dude's model retextured to resemble the PIII!Dude.: When Champ gets dragged to hell, he quickly calls it quits, not seeing the dog being worth saving anymore. When the P2!Dude gets him back, however, he admits he was wrong. and make amends with him.: From Monday till Thursday.
Although due to the Alternate Dude asking about 'a pack of ostriches' that have been 'missing for 17 years' at one point, he's apparently been into having existed in the Dude's mind since all the way back in Postal 1, maybe even being the 'one in charge' during the events of it.: An interesting case. First-time players of Paradise Lost are made privy to his existence in the introductory cutscene, but he gets himself a physical body at the start of Friday and starts beating you to the punch at every errand. Played by: Mike Jaret ( Postal III), Marcus Davis ( Paradise Lost)The terrorist leader of Al Qaeda. Most of his group are stationed in Paradise's sewers and Catharsis' soup kitchens.: In Postal III, with Dave and Chomo.: One of the final bosses of the Good Path.: You fight him along with Dave and Chomo.: In the 11 years between Apocalypse Weekend and Paradise Lost, he and the rest of Al Qaeda started smoking weed, leading to them to renounce their violent ways. However, all it takes to bring him and his followers back on the blood path is a reminder of the promise of 72 virgins in heaven for it.: Technically.
It's a similar case to Coleman's. The games knows Osama was killed in real life (Postal III even playing the Funeral March when he first showed up and has him as one of the bosses), but he's alive in the Postalverse unless you so choose to kill him.: In Postal 2. He actually shows up in Postal III and Paradise Lost, however.Jennifer Walcott. The protagonist of the mod, Eternal Damnation. He escaped a mental hospital, where he was being held for killing a man who attempted to murder his girlfriend, Lorie Heath.: Of the variety. Most of his killings are done in self-defense, but since this is a Postal mod, theyre still violent.
Not to mention he was institutionalized for beating a man to death with a baseball bat.: Lets see, hes managed to single-handedly kill a bunch of heavily-armed cops and SWAT teams, exterminate many zombies (including a few mutant ones), outrun a bomb, and even take down the Devil himself.: Not as badass as the Postal Dudes, but still pretty awesome.: Entirely bald and well, see the above tropes.: Makes an appearance in Paradise Lost, where hes praying at an altar where one of the air conditioner parts and attacks the Dude. John: Hey, cocksucker, I have an idea: how about you open the FUCKING gates, and I wont and suffocate you to death with them.: Brutally killed a man with a baseball bat to protect his girlfriend.